After spending New Year's with her family in New Orleans, Britney is back in LA and back to work auditioning dancers for her upcoming tour.

Wearing (what we hope) is a fake fur and carrying a Coke (no Diet Coke for Brit now that she's back in stellar shape!), Brit showed off her new boots and toned legs in a super-short dress as she arrived to the dance studio.

Only two more months til Brit's Circus arrives in town, y'all!

"Hi Y'all. Brit Brit here, just wanted to update all on the size of my vagina. It's about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth" - http://www.twitter.com/britneyspears

(don't worry it's been gone now but thank god someone screenshot it right?

There's whispers that Britney Spears has been flinging with Bollywood dance expert Sandip Soparrkar, who choreographed the video for Womanizer.

Yeah, this sounds like a loud of crap the British media is reporting. So take this with a grain of salt!

Brit and Sandip "apparently" enjoyed a three-day Christmas break in the Indian city of Jodhpur.

She was also reported to have spent New Year’s Eve with him and introduced him to her parents!!

Uh huh!

However, Sandip's model girlfriend has spoken out and said it's all a publicity stunt. She said, “Britney did come over to India and she and Sandip went away for a few days, but it was purely professional. They were busy rehearsing. I really do wish she’d just leave us alone now.”

The model and choreographer have been an item for 4+ years.

The catwalker claims he doesn't have a wandering eye and that BritBrit isn't his type anyway.

She went on to say that the alleged hook-up was something cooked up by Brit's people.

“It was Britney and her management who keep hassling Sandip to get his pictures taken with her and her dad Jamie," said the 'girlfriend'. “And one of her team even borrowed Sandip’s laptop and sent out emails from Sandip’s address saying that he was on a romantic break with her."

If this were true, it'd be pretty hot!

Sunday is meant to be a day of rest but not for Britney Spears!

After spending much of the weekend in Louisiana to attend her brother’s wedding, the braless pop princess was back hard at work as she was seen arriving and leaving a studio in Hollywood tonight.

Britney is preparing for her highly anticipated North American tour. The 27-city trek, her first arena tour in five years, follows hot on the heels of Brit’s uber successful sixth studio album, Circus. Emmy Award-winning choreographer and director, Wade Robson, is helming the incredible tour production, which also features special guests The Pussycat Dolls.

Britney Spears is fuming over claims that her ex-husband is dating a hot, blonde Volleyball player, according to U.S. reports.

The former troubled star is supposedly furious that K-Fed is dating again - eventhough Britney herself is said to be dating Bollywood dance instructor Sandip Soparrkar.

A source tells the National Enquirer magazine, "Britney is furious with Kevin.

"They were seeing a counselor with the idea of getting back together. When she recently returned from concert performances in Japan, she learned he'd been out with a new blonde.

"Britney asked Kevin why he is seeing this woman. Kevin just shrugged it off, saying he is not married and free to do what he wants."

Britney has also allegedly asked Keving to join her on her upcoming world tour so they can get back on good terms - after a bitter divorce and custody battle last year.

A pretty blond Ohio woman used as a decoy for Jamie Lynn Spears in a ham-handed switcheroo to fool paparazzi wants Los Angeles airport police to pay for duping her, too.

Adessa Eskridge, 27, has filed a claim seeking more than $100,000 from the city over the bungled hoax at LAX in September, her Houston-based lawyer Chuck Vernon said.

He said a group of six to eight uniformed cops plucked Eskridge from Jamie Lynn's flight, told her to keep her sunglasses on and marched her to a paparazzi scrum as if she were Britney Spears' kid sister.

"They didn't ask her, they told her. They said, 'You're going to help us,' and she was stunned, just obeying the police. The only time they mentioned Jamie Lynn's name was on the escalator, three seconds before paparazzi surrounded her," Vernon said.

Eskridge, who works in the medical field, flew to Los Angeles for a college football game and felt "publicly humiliated" when video of her supposedly acting as the famous teen mom saturated gossip Web sites, he said.
If the city rejects Eskridge's claim, Vernon said she'll sue.

"For police to protect a celebrity and treat an innocent, normal person the way they did, there should be compensation," he said.
The Los Angeles city attorney's office did not return a call seeking comment.

Jamie Spears’ control over daughter Britney’s upcoming Circus World Tour has driven her concert director and dance choreographer to quit, tabloid spies claim.

Tour director Wade Robson and lead choreographer Andre Fuentes, who have worked with Britney since the start of her career, jumped ship on The Spearses due to Jamie’s micromanagement, rules, curfews, drug tests, and over controlling nature, insiders reveal in this week’s edition of the National Enquirer.

“Jamie Spears is getting a reputation as a stage dad,” revealed a source. “It’s embarrassing for Britney.”

As Britney’s court-appointed conservator, Jamie is responsible for all decisions regarding his daugher’s finances and professional life.

Britney Spears’ comeback may be in jeopardy now that the pop star has adopted a diet of high-calorie junk food.

“Britney’s been eating burgers and chips for lunch in complete defiance of the strict eating plan worked out for her,” an insider revealed to Britain’s Daily Mirror on Wednesday.

The “Womanizer” hitmaker has reportedly refused to adhere to the 1,200 calorie a day pre-tour diet recommended by her trainers and managers.

“It’s as if she’s trying to defy her father and bosses, and break out of the controlled environment by turning away from the healthy lifestyle they’ve put in place.”

“Every decision in her life is made for her and she’s kept under the strictest watch to make sure her comeback is a success. Eating her favorite foods is one of the few ways she can control things.”

BRITNEY Spears’ new Indian boyfriend already has a beautiful and famous girlfriend.

And last night Bollywood actress and model Jesse Randhawa, above, warned the pop princess to stay away from her man.

Jesse, 39, is livid over claims that Britney has started a love affair with dance expert Sandip Soparrkar, who choreographed the video for her hit single Womanizer.

She told the Sunday Mirror that she has been dating Sandip for four-and-a-half years and said: “ I don’t understand why Britney would stoop so low as to claim someone else’s boyfriend for her own. Sandip and I are very happy together.”

Britney, 27, and Sandip enjoyed a three-day Christmas break in the Indian city of Jodhpur. She was also reported to have spent New Year’s Eve with him and introduced him to her parents.

Jesse said: “Britney’s gone through so much turmoil in her life and instead of making her a better person, it looks like she’s just left all her morals and ethics behind. She knows he’s in a relationship and is happy – so why spoil it?”

Jesse is holding on to the belief that the affair is just a publicity stunt – but she’s still warning the superstar to back off.

She said: “Britney did come over to India and she and Sandip went away for a few days, but it was purely professional. They were busy rehearsing. I really do wish she’d just leave us alone now.”

Kristin Davis, whose Wicked Models escort agency counted former governor Eliot Spitzer as a client, thinks Britney Spears could earn $1,000 an hour in the world's oldest profession.

That's the opinion Davis, who denied sleeping with Spitzer herself but pled guilty in October to charges of promoting prostitution, shared with Chaunce Hayden ofSteppin' Out, a publication which bills itself as "NY & NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine." Of course, that's if Spears "cleaned herself up," Davis notes.

The rest of her top 10 — Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Sarah Palin — is as much fantasy for the ex-madam as it is for her former clients. Why would their likes ever sell the reality of their bodies, when Hollywood makes the dream so much more profitable? Still, it's a fascinating look at the relentlessly commercial mindset of the sex trade. Davis's list, typos left in to keep it classy:

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

Well lookie what Santa brought Britney Spears’ “cousin” Alli Sims for Christmas this year, a legal letter from a former producer asking her to pay up!

Starzlife received a copy of the letter and we can now share with you exclusively the details of some of Ms. Sims bad business decisions.

From the looks of things, it would appear that Sims was working with Sam Lutfi the entire time he was trying to bring Britney down, with back end deals that got the rent paid on her Beverly Hills apartment for all of 2008, which she ultimately lied to producer Nathan Folks and her management team about so that they’d pay the rent as well.

It also seems as if the exposure of Alli’s relationship with Sam Lutfi caused her collapse with the entire Spears family, which led her to lie about continuing a relationship with Britney in order to help secure finances for recording a record.

Shady!! Don’t bite the hands that feed you Alli, though there won’t be many left after this!

"I sit there and I'll look back and I'm like: I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"

– Britney Spears, reflecting on her erratic behavior from the beginning of the year, in MTV's documentary For the Record

Pals of the pop tart have revealed to Star Magazine that despite enjoying lucrative endorsement deal with soft drink giant Pepsi up until a few years ago, the Britster is a notorious Coke addict.

Spies claim Britney downs up to six cans of the irresistible caffeine pill in can daily to supress the nausea she gets from her anti-depression medication.

“She was a Pepsi spokesperson for the money. But it’s Coke that she’s addicted to. She store cans in her garage. If she runs out, she freaks.”

Seems as though Britney Spears recorded a grip of tracks for her Circus album with bonus and exclusive tracks popping up all over the various different versions in each country. We can also tell you about 2 unreleased Spears tracks to be on the lookout for that were produced by Danja and written by The Clutch. They are:

"Abroad" and "Take The Bait" both with credits to Danja, 4 members of the Clutch, and Marcella. Hit us up if you found them!

After a visit to Wal-Mart, Britney Spears spends her New Year’s slurping on a Sonic slush while walking back to her car with with a mystery man in McComb, Mississippi on Thursday (January 1).

The pair was accompanied by her bodyguard (bald guy). Brit’s pumps by Louboutin.

Brit was in town for the New Year’s Eve wedding of her older brother Bryan to Graciella Sanchez, little sister Jamie Lynn’s manager.